(Gogetemjames! News)-- In an unlikely move to prove his humanity, James Hansen, a former acerbic British comedy enthusiast agreed to ride the gigantic slide at "Easter in the Park" event this past Sunday. It is reported that shortly following Hansen's descent from respectability the top of the slide, a japanese pixie gained her wings and/or jagged teeth and the weather in Hell plummeted to a mere 32 degrees.
(above: James and two Asian chicks. Hansen's dignity not pictured.)
When asked for comment Hansen replied, "What is this feeling? I think the organ in my chest is pulsing."
Yes, James. We humans call it a heart.
^mere
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