Hansen (pictured right) enjoys crabs andsharing them with girls.
(Gogetemjames! News)-- At approximately 11:42 am on Monday, March 21, 2011, Yemeni citizens flooded the streets in protest of what many local regimes call an offensive display of PDA.
Government officials in Yemen agree in an official statement released proclaiming, "these actions are the markings of a bloodless coup-- to enrage and derail those abiding the laws of common courtesy." As an act of forewarning, the government in power threaten that a "clash of military forces" is eminent.
The European Union said Monday that it "strongly condemns the use of force against any patrons that take on-date photos with sexually suggestive bibs or innuendo of similar nature." However, the European Union concedes that it too "deeply deplores the injuries and loss of life caused by unwanton use of awkward affection inside of a 'Crab Shack.'" And so urges, "all to refrain from the use of flash photography immediately."
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