James Hansen is a world renowned fashion designer. His quick wit and mid-western values (read: Asian fetish) makes him an office favorite. James has, as of late, been suffering what his friends lovingly refer to as a "dry spell." This blog is purely a social experiment to see if the internet can get this young virile male laid.
We will update this site regularly with the details of his life.
James recently posted a personal ad:
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I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.
I spend a lot of my time traveling , often to Europe and Asia; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.
If you are interested, write to whitesecretninja@hotmail.com and we'll see where it leads.>>>
For those of you who know James, we are also opening up a betting pool. All you have to do is simply wager your money by responding to the latest posting. Simply state the dollar amount you wager, the week you think homie will get some lovin', and lastly, the bird you think he's gonna smash (for shits and giggles). Don't forget to leave your name so we can announce the winner... if there ever is one.
NOTE: FEMALE participants cannot jump James' bones to win the pool.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: ABSOLUTELY DO NOT TELL JAMES ABOUT THIS SITE!
HOLLA!
Im in for $10. Friday April 24th. Im betting on the chick he's been cheating me on with!!!
ReplyDeleteJames. i know some nice ladies down at the club. 100 bucks will get you a good time!!!!
ReplyDelete$20, June 19th, new girl
ReplyDeleteCOME ON JAMES, DO IT FOR THE HOMIES!